The Punxsutawney Post

Groundhog Day, the most ridiculous of all the days came and went today leaving us with 6 more weeks of winter thanks to a rodent seeing its shadow. Who came up with this one? Shame on you people for keeping this thing going. Head over to the official website (groundhog.org) and read how this magical rat is apparently over 120 years old and lives in a home called Gobbler’s Knob, and stays alive by drinking a secret elixir of life recipe. I wish I was making this up. But considering the crazy mustaches on the guys that hoist the guy in the air on this day every year, then this is pretty much the most logical thing I’ve ever read. Apparently there where opening for ridiculous holidays in February.